Casual Connoisseur T-Shirts

"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."

Fingers says it's casual Friday.

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Bill Bailey

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Bats with blankets.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Charles Dickens.

"Who's the artist?"

C Day Lewis.

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."