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'What makes you think I don't trust you?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Reaper's Arms

"Scotch and water musick."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Fried chickens.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker