Casual Wear Connoisseur T-Shirts

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Born to be Mild.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Bats with blankets.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Hoodie

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."