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'I took one for myself, like you said.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Fried chickens.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'The King of what?'