Drink Connoisseurs T-Shirts

'Look - I know the customer asked for two fingers...'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Fried chickens.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

Redhead

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."