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Tequila Mockingbird

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Egg, Larva, Pupa and Adult

"You're not one of those guys who are afraid of intimacy, are you?"

"His volumes speak silences."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You've had enough!"

"I'll have a Mai Tie."

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

'This model has a snooze alarm, and for those who nap before cocktail hour, a booze alarm.'

'I never knew how stupid bosses could be until I started to work for myself.'

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."