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Out of Ice.

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"This time, she went too far."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

'Once I gave a sucker an even break. It ruined my whole day.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.