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"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

Running on Empty

"Grasshoppers all around."

'You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen...'

"Here comes an out-of-print collection of short stories."

"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

Sad golf club shedding tears.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."