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"No kidding? My late husband was in organized crime."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Baloneystini

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

You're the olive in my martini

'Fried chickens.'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."