Cocktail Party Fans Pillows

"No kidding? My late husband was in organized crime."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You're the olive in my martini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"