Cocktail Party Goers Pillows

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"I used to write the songs—now I write the insurance policies."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Tequila Mockingbird

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Aperitif?"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."