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"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"I used to write the songs—now I write the insurance policies."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Aperitif?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."