Attending Cocktail Parties T-Shirts

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Aperitif?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

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