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"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'I believe she works for Médecins Sans Derrières.'

"I'm afraid I've never read any of your books, but please don't stop writing on my account."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."