Cocktail Partygoer Gifts

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"I'm afraid I've never read any of your books, but please don't stop writing on my account."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."