Cocktail Party Connoisseur Gifts

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita