Cocktailconnoisseur Gifts

Chris Thile

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Shaken not stirred

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita