Liquor Connoisseur Gifts

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."