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"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I love this time of day."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."