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Choices, choices.

"Girl scout liquers?"

Wanna talk about it?

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Scotch and water musick."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."