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"A knowledgeable choice...A sophisticated blend of fine liqueurs..." "Girly drink."

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Right now, Kevin, my feelings are bouncing between disgust and admiration."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Fried chickens.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"