Drinking Aficionado T-Shirts

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Fried chickens.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'