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Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"At last! A bowl designed for those of us who actually do, 'drink like a fish!'"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars