Drinking Aficionado Gifts

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Happy Hour

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'The King of what?'

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Fried chickens.'