Drink Aficionado Gifts

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."

"Thanks, but I'm fine."

'No more for me, it's going straight to my head.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Townie Bar - No discussion of the Bush presidency during happy hour!'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

'Now, there goes a professional drinker.'

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

Dice Cubes

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Larry That's not how you make a dirty martini'

"I'm getting a second opinion from Al's Bar and Grill."

A man is passed out drunk in the glass recycling.

"It's time for reflection...my face in the punch bowl!"

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"On the rocks?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"If you're my wife, I'm not here."

Bar & Grill Theatre - Tonight: Eddie Boy as "The Bartender"

"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

One-Martini Lunch

"Beer-o-gram."

"Soda or water?"

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Roller Coasters

'Drink up, people. Time to go home.' 'Did that sound like a veiled threat to you?'