Beverage Aficionado Gifts

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Fanta Claws.

Starbucks. Super-venti me.

You let it age too long.

Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

'I think I've got the last cup,Arnold!'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

Life not only passed me by, it emptied its ashtray on me!

A glass of red wine

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Shaken not stirred

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'