Beverage Enthusiasts Gifts

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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"What'll ya have?"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Wanna talk about it?

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Whiskey wars

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'