Drink Enthusiasts Gifts

"Sorry lads, I had to make a quick exit - the wife came home earlier than expected."

'Gatorade! Gatorade!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wanna talk about it?

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'