Drink Connoisseurs Gifts

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.

'Look - I know the customer asked for two fingers...'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Man...You age great!'

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Redhead

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'