Beverage Connoisseurs Gifts

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Fried chickens.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."