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Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Fried chickens.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes