Drink Aficionados Pillows

It's a snowy evening… I should stop by…

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"