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It's a snowy evening… I should stop by…

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"