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The truth behind Rudolph's red nose...

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.

"I'm going to need more than a day."

'This one is my Pabst Blue Ribbon.'

'Blimey - and I thought WE could knock it back!'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Well, if I'm not drunk, I just wasted 50 quid!'

'Do you drink?'

Tequila Mocking Bird

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"