Alcohol Aficionados Gifts

The truth behind Rudolph's red nose...

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"I'm going to need more than a day."

'Blimey - and I thought WE could knock it back!'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Well, if I'm not drunk, I just wasted 50 quid!'

'Do you drink?'

Tequila Mocking Bird

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling