Alcohol Enthusiast Gifts

"Your 'walking bus' to the pub's arrived!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"You animal! You've eaten the booze-filled Easter eggs again, right??!"

"No more vodka from Russia. From now on there will be only western liquor. I'm a freedom drunk!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Beers

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Best Before 5th Pint.