Drink Enthusiast Gifts

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

'That's one thing about him. He knows when to stop.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Pelican Summer Jobs

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'No, he specifically said, 'I want to buy my employees a drink'.'

"It's my wife's idea of tagging."

Real men drink beer.

'There you are, Sir- a 'Hard Day at the Office'.'

Bar chart

Whiskey wars

'Splendid choice, sir! Our patrons who don't know the difference between mediocrity and excellence, love it.'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

'Can't we skip the chit-chat and just drink?'

'Edward's at that awkward age.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Sharing Drinks.

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

'By all means carry on drinking but don't swallow any of it.'

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Got anything to drink?"

A Musician sips on a drink

"The only thing good on TV is my drink."

White Russian

"I don't dare talk politics or religion. Don't care about sports or follow entertainment. That leaves drinking."

Recycling

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'