Drink Enthusiast Gifts

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

'That's one thing about him. He knows when to stop.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'There you are, Sir- a 'Hard Day at the Office'.'

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'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'No, he specifically said, 'I want to buy my employees a drink'.'

"If that's my matching sock, I'm not here."

"It's my wife's idea of tagging."

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Whiskey wars

Bar chart

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

"Got anything to drink?"

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A Musician sips on a drink

White Russian

"I don't dare talk politics or religion. Don't care about sports or follow entertainment. That leaves drinking."

Recycling

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

Viking Sissy Drink

'Splendid choice, sir! Our patrons who don't know the difference between mediocrity and excellence, love it.'

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Edward's at that awkward age.'

'Can't we skip the chit-chat and just drink?'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

'Whatever he's drinking.'

Sharing Drinks.

'By all means carry on drinking but don't swallow any of it.'