Drink Lovers Gifts

'I'm an atheist!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Snowmobull

'I know it's gassy...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Santa does a keg stand.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Man...You age great!'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Beer Order