Drinks Lover Gifts

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

A Good Batch.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"We won!"

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm an atheist!'

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Whiskey wars

Martini Lovers

Rabbit Punch

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.