Drinking Tales Lover Gifts

Might Versus Right.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

J. R. R. Tolkien

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"What did Jesus order?"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sleeping Beauty.

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card