Magical Tales Lover Gifts

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Folk o' the Wee

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Fairy godmother arrives

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Fashion over function!"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

For services to Tourism. . .

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'I'm telling you, that was Harris and he was carrying a goose.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse