Mythical Tales Fan Gifts

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

"And as always, two-hundred no shows."

'What really happened: Before David could use his sling, his attack sheep brought Goliath down.'

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Europa takes a selfie

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

Noah's ark in a draught.

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

King Marke of Cornwall

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

Monster in the Alley.

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'Uh, Oh.'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Giant Visitor

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."