Mythical Tales Fan Pillows

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

"And as always, two-hundred no shows."

'What really happened: Before David could use his sling, his attack sheep brought Goliath down.'

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Europa takes a selfie

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Noah's ark in a draught.

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

King Marke of Cornwall

Giant Visitor

Monster in the Alley.

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Uh, Oh.'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

Cat counts nine grim reapers.

'That's interesting -- I didn't know that Excalibur was manufactured in China.'

'Look at this John. Our son has become a celebrity...'