Mythical Tale Enthusiasts Pillows

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Lesser known greek gods,

Hot Tub Frosty

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Europa takes a selfie

Starbucks Siren

Giant Headless Horseman

Vodka

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Scuba Diving Devil

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

And on this day, God created children.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Sulking

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Neptune: the retirement years.

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""