Mythical Story Enthusiast Pillows

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

'Okay, what's your third wish?'

'That's interesting -- I didn't know that Excalibur was manufactured in China.'

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Wotan with eye patch

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A surprise in heaven

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'