Mythical Story Enthusiast Prints

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

'Okay, what's your third wish?'

'That's interesting -- I didn't know that Excalibur was manufactured in China.'

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Bigfoot"

Warrior Woman

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wotan with eye patch

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.