Mythical Story Aficionado Pillows

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

Hot Tub Frosty

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Europa takes a selfie

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Pizza at the Round Table

At the end of the rainbow

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Rusalka

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."