Mythical Story Aficionado Gifts

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Europa takes a selfie

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

At the end of the rainbow

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Pizza at the Round Table

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Rusalka

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.