Mythical Story Enthusiasts Gifts

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Lesser known greek gods,

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Hot Tub Frosty

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Europa takes a selfie

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

Giant Headless Horseman

Vodka

Starbucks Siren

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Sulking

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

And on this day, God created children.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Scuba Diving Devil

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Neptune: the retirement years.

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.