Mythical Story Enthusiasts Gifts

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Lesser known greek gods,

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Europa takes a selfie

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Vodka

At the end of the rainbow

Giant Headless Horseman

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Starbucks Siren

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Sulking

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Scuba Diving Devil

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

And on this day, God created children.

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'Don't give up the day job...'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.