Mythical Storytelling Enthusiast Gifts

Noah's ark in a draught.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Phoenix

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Santa CGI Effect

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Europa takes a selfie

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Centaur falls in love.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

At the end of the rainbow

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'He was brought by the stork.'

Shakespearean Actor

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"This should be interesting...."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Janus.

Phoenix